<reimero> I'm going to a conference in San Francisco at the beginning of May
<reimero> and the hotel workers are on strike there
<reimero> and they want me to honor their strike by not speakening
<Mr_Shifty> bah
<reimero> They even told me to call someone who could give me "tips on how to
help their cause during my talk"
<reimero> What's the correct response in such a situation?
<reimero> A) STFU, n00b
<reimero> B) OMGBUSHSAYSUNIONSREVILHURRRR
<reimero> C) OMGSUPPORTUNIONSHURRRRR
<reimero> D) STFU n00b
<reimero> E) "What's it worth to ya?"
<Mr_Shifty> F) No habla ingles
<reimero> oooh good one
<Mr_Shifty> either that, or
<Mr_Shifty> G) Quack?
<reimero> Quack! Another winnar
<reimero> H) So, what are you wearing?
<Mr_Shifty> LOL
<reimero> :D
<Mr_Shifty> I) I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I have a great
batch file for you to run that lets you h4x0r hotmail
<reimero> LOFL
<Mr_Shifty> J) Kathy Bates in a tube top
<reimero> Ew ew ick
<Mr_Shifty> K) I don't think you want to know K
<Mr_Shifty> L) GOOD AFTERNOON PROFESSOR FALKEN. WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A
GAME?
<reimero> hee hee hee
<Mr_Shifty> M) The_FOO's penor
<Mr_Shifty> N) You can't feel cat's thighs
<Mr_Shifty> O) Get the F**K off BizB's lawn
<Mr_Shifty> P) Yes, Lacerda is a d00d
<reimero> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<hackess> ROFL
<reimero> Q) <All-Seeing Ham> I see you </All-seeing Ham>
<hackess> R) May I offer you a coclar ping?
<Mr_Shifty> Q) Only if you call Best Buy's service department and tell them to
get case number 00012-797971751 finished by the end of today or
else you'll unionize the entire company
<reimero> Hee hee hee
<Mr_Shifty> woo, a coclar ping! How embarrassing!
<Mr_Shifty> S) Hey, by b3\/\/b13s are pretty nice
<hackess> T) q09t?
<Mr_Shifty> T) Only if you make this your homepage:
http://www.reimersnet.net/reimcam/reimcam.html
<Mr_Shifty> U) 200t!
<hackess> ROFL
<hackess> V) If you tell me how to close the </geek>
<Mr_Shifty> V) \/\/4r3z. g1v3 m3 \/\/4r3z. kthx.
<hackess> STOP THAT
<Mr_Shifty> YOU FRIST
<Mr_Shifty> frist?
<hackess> FRIST?
<Mr_Shifty> that sounded dirtay
<hackess> X) Mark the spot. No, that one.
<Mr_Shifty> Y) this is my kitty i love my kitty
<reimero> LOFL
<Mr_Shifty> and last but not least....
<hackess> *spits out soda*
<Mr_Shifty> Z) OMFGLOL!